Shakespeare Statue!

Last updated August 2025

Greetings! I am the Shakespeare Statue! I am a marble statue, and when thou droppeth money into my jar, I come to life and recite Shakespeare. (A monologue, a sonnet, or a song–there’s lots of music in Shakespeare) I hath performed at Farmer’s Market’s in Portland, Oregon when the weather didst permit. As of right now, I’m not able to… due to a busy school and work schedule. 🙁 But I hope to get back to it regularly. However, I am available for gigs here and there so if thou wouldst like to book me for an event, see my rates page and I’ll check my availability.